7. Carry bat, box, and firm bottom covering outside and attempt to free bat.
8. Hold homeless man's dog while said homeless man explains the physics of how bats can only fly when falling from something tall. Hmm, never thought of that.
9. Watch as homeless man propels bat into the air and feel a moment of hope for small urban creatures.
10. Watch bat splat on 5th street and go inside and shed another tear. Man, what an emotional night.